{"product_id":"stop-staring-cat-behind-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","title":"\"STOP STARING\" Cat Behind Cotton Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you catch people staring at you? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes it piss you off?\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eThis is the tote bag for you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur 100% cotton totebag features a textured black cat flashing its behind, with words \"STOP STARING\" trailing down the tail and leg, with the \"i\" taking place of the butthole. classy, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe feel this design is a perfect and stylish way to signal to those who stare too long---\u0026gt; that we see them! that we flash our butts in disapproval, and laugh because it's not all that serious. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTotebag size is 15\" x 16\"– perfect for everyday wear. It's durable and will last for a millenia of grocery trips, scandeous raundevouz, and silly shenanegins. Our bag features 20\" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy and comfortable to carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e.: Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in natural colour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":51934635000102,"sku":"15759589913793748151","price":21.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0946\/2274\/4870\/files\/20260120174743-1f0f6281-f4b3-6c02-926d-2234a83e2555.png?v=1776994369","url":"https:\/\/gayshirt.ca\/products\/stop-staring-cat-behind-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Queer Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}